Dear die-ry;
Today is Saturday , and im not working. baik punyaaaa !
haha . Today wake up like quite early ahh , 2 o'clock Singapore time.
Was so proud of myself cause i managed to keep myself alive !(:
Okay yesterday , was FRIDAY & its result day.
Woke up at 10 am and eat , because my stomach cannot tahan already.
Because i fat whattt !~
Then i on the comp ahh , and baring on the bed to wait for the comp to start
But i accidentally slept siaa , until 6 in the evening! SO FAT SIAAA !
I was awaken by my father's Scolding , wahh i scared already siaa.
Then he scold me , because im wasting electricity ,
He come in and give me a chokeslam , my dining table break already siaa))':
then he give me a five star frog splash , not than painful ahh.
Only i accidentally pass out green shit.
Then i cry , run into the toilet bath and live the house.
Met yanchik , SL and slap each other before going to school.
Then get results , I pass all except for mathematic,science,F&N,
Social studies and geography(Combined humanities).
Got promoted to sec 4 , when home afther that.
Met alon around 12 at night to slack.
Then burn came. Proceeded to alon's cribz because he got stomach cancer.
SIBEIIII !
Slack at his voideck there , played guitar.
Then around 2.01 am the drama begins...


As we were strumming and fvuking the guitar , 2 policemen came.
Burn,alon and i being the dumbest asshole.
Run like a crazy horse on subetex.
I ran last aahh , as im not good at sprinting(x
we thought the policemen nvr chase , but they chase us siaaa !
Burn was no where to be seen already , he like run to ang mo kio avenue 5 already siaa-.-"
so alon and i was apprehended )):
the two ploicemen both fat is evidentlly tired of chasing us.
hahaha.
They scolded us , and check us.
They suspected us of drug abuse-.-"
They ask we come from what shirt , who is our head all.
sibeeiii ! then i say i from POG ahh , Persatuaan orang gemok.
then stare me , but i kep quiet only ah.
Seriously, burn pengecot mcm babi rusa siaaa!
They both want to bring us buck to bedok hq , and test our urine sample.
Fvuking sared siaa.
Then the policemen tell alon ,

Policemen: Kau aperhal turun pakai boxer jerr? kau tau kan nie sluar dalam?
ALON: Tau bang , syaer panas ahh. bawah ader angin , sedap bang.
^^

ALON: Abang , tolong ahh band sayer taknak mak sayer tau ahh. *Crying*
Me: yelar bang , maaf laa sebab sayer kasi abang lari , sayer takder niat bang. Kiter samer
gemok perr.)):

Then they say they give us one chance , because we all malay and fat whatt.
What a privelage.
BURN , You fvuking headless chicken.
hahaha-.-"

Then when home sleep like nothing happen like that.
hahaha.

k byee-.-"