Dear Die-ry;
Greetings , Cute human beings with small & hairy nipples.(:
You all still alive? Now im at heaven , typing with the laptop
That alon just burn for me. thanks bro. haha !-.-"
K lets start with yesterday story ;
Woke up around12.55 pm to meet alon , Go fishing ahh.
I wear the fisherman hat , yellow boots , Singlet and long hawaii pants!xDD
While alon wear pink skinny jeans , top men tshirt and Topi float, Matrep kan ?
Haishhhhh.
So first met alon at bus-stop Banyak fatchicks and proceeded to changi.
Bought some stuffs and cekik nasi lemak before going jetty.
Then took 31 , Off to jetty. Reach only From far see the jetty like empty.
So jump for joyy !& did some shuffling and jumpstyle.
But upon reaching only , we realise the half of the jetty was under construction!
What the fcuk kan ? jetty underconstruction saaa !
Maybe the fishes all sitting for their o levels or n levels thats why close.
cb saaaaa ! So for 4 pathetic hours sit there and stare at the uncle who looks
Like stone cold steve austin. Same gilerr saaa! hahaah.
And To make matter worse , theres not even a fish saaa !
But i manage to catch one ahh , I got a magikarp (:
So kepyt it inside my pokeball and went home after that.
Regret like fck saaaa ! I knw yesterday go zouk out saaa.
hahah ! bebual world -.-"


K bye people (:
Love you dicks and pussyheads<3333

Dear Die-ry:
Yohoiiiii !~
Jari aku patah saaaaaaaaaaa !~
main bola nyer pasal. :/
HAHAHA.
))):

GELEK4~ BAAAAHHHHH~

Dear Die-ry;
Greetings earthlings , I'm officially lazy to blog.
Because i fat what. duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ~
Okay whatever. Today is the 26th of nov.
Like 9 days already , i never blog. WOW!
I know you readers miss me right?(: haha.
Pathetic , i know.
Been busy lately, working and going out with my pantat.(:
So yesterday , when to work.
Suppose to start at 12 , and i woke up quite early , around 11.30?-.-"
Ceebye right? So had to rush to workplace , and managed to reach on time.
so yesterday become host , stand outside.Quite tiring But fun ahh.
Everytime i stand outside , i get the chance to see & and adore the girl
Working At New York .HAHA.
But i can just adore her only , because i fat some more my face like a frog with 3 eyes.
You think she want to see ahh? At least i know where i stand. Correct?
triple haishhhhhhhh.
But never mind even though im ugly & fat , im still happy.
Happier than Gordilocks , because i have my family and friends(:
And i don't live to please anyone , i live for myself. heh.
Eventhough girls see me as a fat faggot ,
I believe that i still have the heart and respect for everyone of them.
and shall enjoy the presence of them. Bahhhhhh:/
Girls will always be girls , no one can change them.

& To my dearest bro , Alon clown/
-Don't Get to strees up aite mate , you still have me .
Remember , you gave her 8 months of happiness , don't see yourself as a useless guy.
& if you think your life suck , think again.
cause mine sucks more.
At least you got a partner whatt. what about me?
NONE. cause i suck in it bro.

Takecare aite ,

(:

Dear Die-ry;
Today i finally turn 16)):
Ohh myy gayy , old saaa. but nvm.
Im still happy; that im still alive and fat.
thanks God(:
& thanks people for the wish. Love youuu.
HAHA.

TO YOUUUUU

-I'm trying my very best to convince myself that your not the one for me ;
But the more i think , the less i believe.
and the more i want you here with me.-

haishhhhh.

Dear Die-ry;
Greetings earthlings!(:
Sorry for not blogging , been very busy these days.
Haishhhh. Blame my ballet,wushu and line dancing class ah ! cb !
hahaha-.-"
Today is basically normal day , wake up early in the morning go work.
Tired laaa saaaa)): Some more under my void deck got people marry.
Ceebye right marry under my block? get married at carpark or tampines mart toilet ah favour:/
some more got karaoke all. wtf saaa !
Sing , voice all like abbas voice . I cannot stand it already !
I throw egg ah , only 3 bijik. Noisy saaa ! i hope the couple divorce in 2 weeks time !(x grrrrr/
After work go home and sleep like fat pig.
Then jiou boy alon go out , eat at uncle donalds place.
I treat him ah , since his my best friend and geylang partner (x
he eat alot saa , mega mac , mcflurry,french flies etc until 50+ saa !
Then at mcd there ahh got aidah , she cute saaa. Tmr ask for patch ahh (x
HAHAHAH ! bebual step handsome saa.
Met burn sl , lick each other armpit before going home a BROKEN men. haha !
32 more mins and im officially 16 ! yeahhh !
2 more years can watch porn and get married already.
I want to have a japanese wife.(:
yummmyyyyyy ! haha !


baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh~
k byee-.-"

Dear Die-ry;
okay people sorry for not posting , busy with ballet class laaa.
haishhhh. Some more i stm ahh.
Cannot remeber things-.-"
Ceebyee right? hahah.
nevermind , i shall blog about the match against bukit batok.
We actually played quite well ahh , although we lost.
We lost by a small margine laaa)):
The score relax only , 9-1.
hahahah ! we all play like no legs like that saa.
Played first half ,GK. First half score was 2-1.
Then my precious Boot Koyak saaa , got mouth like that)):
Coach ask me to play with The market boot , the yellow colour one.
He think he funny ahh ?-.-" hahahah !
Than Haikal " sachok" come in replace me.
NO COMMENTS. haahah !
haishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!
Boring saaa hidop. I feel like killing myself ahh.
Go zoo and jump inside the white tiger enclosure(x
bustard saaaaaa~ haha.
This days are well spent with my GAMEBOY stealer bro , alon.
Believe it or not , we skate tauu. hahahaha !
I use my bro decks and his use his younger bro's.
After we skate confirm smell like chun hong.
I need mesos now ahhh.
my pocket like burn liao.
17 NOV .
The day i come out from my moms taco.
xDDDDD



jyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh~
k bye-.-"

Dear Die-ry ;
Greetings earthlings , you all still alive?
Cause like 20 years never blog already ahh.
Who knows at pasir ris there got earthquake
Kauu mapekk saaaaaa :/
Sorry for not posting , You all now what.
I'm busy with my line dancing and wushu Club ,
some more now i going boys home already.
I slash 7 matreps ahh. ~ ( perangai aravin saaa)-.-"
Haishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~
Life have been suckish now days , i still cannot lick my elbow.
& my nose. Short tongue ahhhhh~
Today went for football training. train under the heavy rain.
Like got tropical storm like that , got thunder here and there.
alahh , like the boys like girls song laaa.
After training , cekik at canteen. then go home.
Zollobster chiou me go out , so go ahh.
walk² at tm , do some beat-boxing and flair little bit.
Then hungry , go eat. Zol treat.
He rich siaa , everyday treat me , some more he anti-god.
Where shirt like supporting setan like that. If he go Forum pedana or detik ,
Kena interview confirm the shirt kena blur2 one. haishhhh~
Then go cofeebean , saw dhaifina. She still alive saaaa~(x
Met alon and bob. Go slack after that.
Then went slacking , got one makcik come.
She suddenly talk about religious stuff all. I scared like f saaa.
She talk and pat my hair like i'm a cat horr.
She talk² for 1 hour like forum perdana at rtm 1. angry saaa.
Like want to give her a straight jab and right & left uppercut at her nose.
But nvm , she like very good like that. But i must think of the possibilities.
What if she's a jelmaan ? Or a kidnapper ? Or a pimp ? Or a seducer ?
Haishhhh~ what if she kidnap me , alon , bob and zol ? then sent us to thailand , for
Child prostitution? Over saaaaaa~ (x
hahahaha. but nvm , thanks makcik for the syarahan.
Then after that go home , and now here i am typing with my nipples.
damnn~~!
K tmr having friendly against bukit batok , kalau kalah. aku quit bola , and play chess.

So byeeee. I love you people more than i love myself.



:DDDDD

Dear Diery;
APAAAAAAAAA SAAAAAAAAAAAAA !~
k nvm.
Today is amazingly Friday , So fast saaaaa.
Didn't attend Friday prayers today , because I got a small cut on my hand
Some more i uzor ahh , cannot go.
Takder link saaaaaaaaaaa~
Woke up in the morning , scratch my butt and do some headspin first.
Got soccer training in the morning , Force my big fat mushroom butt up.
So roll to the toilet , siap2 and live house around 8.30.
Walk to khai p* block , but he and faan paitao me!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ~ he at home sleeping like digimon like that.
babi saaaaaaaa~! then go school , to find that training today is only on fitness and foot work-.-"
Boringg ahh , i rather talk to my babat saaaa~
But nvm , quite fun actually.
Leave around 10.45 , to go to work-.-"
Sibeiiii , tired saaaa.
Reach workk , did some jumpstyle for the opening ceremony.
Settle down , and cekik first. because my stomach hungry like fvuk saaaa.
then work² , then ahh got 1 girl ahh. quite cute ahh , feel like want to pour hot soup on her face saaa.
Hiashhhhhhhh~
Work form 12-3 , skejap saaa.
Go home sleep like babi rusa , and sunday need to go airport for work orientation-.-"

I seriously don't find girls amusing.
I rather die saaa.
Say whatever you want , ego?

Dear Die-ry;
Announcement people
; I lost my god damn cute handphone.
So I'm only contactable through house phone.
so yeahh !
)):

Dear Die-ry;
Sorry for not posting regularly, been busy with my line dancing class.
if not line dancing , im either at old folks home doing community work
or at esplanade break dancing! xDD
Life is very dull currently , because im not working at etp anymore)):
not that i miss the place , it's just that i miss the security guard , Ghazali diet.
haishhh, ( bebual world siaa!)
So today went to work , reach workplace and cekik muntah kedarah dulu.
eat until skinny , then start work.
Become host , stand outside the restaurant like an asshole.
Did some routine flair and back flips to attract customers.
Stand outside like not long ahh , from 1 until 4 like that.
my leg like jelly inside container mango flavour.
I just realise that , by just standing outside i can see different types of people.
First , Got one lady ahh . She's pregnant like 7 months and 20 days like that.
But ahh , she damn old i tell you , like 40 plus.
stare her and kick her swollen stomach.
double ceebye i tell you.
Secondly , got 1 malay couple step sweet siaaa !
The girl teeth like bugs bunny , come out come out one !
Triple ceebye! they kiss2 going up the escalator.
wahh , like i want to burn them already.
But nvm ahh , give chance.
I just remind them don't kiss2 , if want to kiss allow me to join.
then can. haha.
After that went home , sleep for 2.5 mins then meet zol.
Meet shuffle and jumpstyle little bit before starting our annual lepaking session.
Then alon came , about 3 hours later then go home.
sing the nursery goodbye song before going our seperate way.
so here i am blogging like a fat mushroom.

so bye people(:
I miss my pisang.
)):
* Tmr going sheesha with Zol-lobster, alon and erwin.
zol is treating us , very kind sia he.
Eventhough his chin like hairy pussy , your still my friend(x
hahaha ! cheers !

Dear Die-ry;
I finally found a job! jyeahhh!
After like 72 hours of searching, finally i get a job.
at fresh bulgoggi , E!hub.
Today is the first day of work.
Standard reach workplace , shuffle and do flair little bit.
Before greeting the managers with a friendly kick or slap.
hahaha.
Work from 12 - 5 pm, quite fun ah the workplace!^^
Then alon singgah , we sl and hug each other before he go to work , at etp-.-"
Sibeiiiii! grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(gay siaaa !)
Tmr working again , actually quite boring ahh. but got free food , best siaa!
K now im off for my line dancing class at tampines cc.
xDDD

k byee!~
-.-"