Dear Die-ry;
Greetings earthlings.
Sorry for not updating my blog , been busy breaking at esplanade(x
This days i've been busy either going to gym or find work.
Haishhhhh , susah betol nak carik kejer.
sort siaaa.
So yesterday , when to e!hub to find job.
met abbas first , he very lambat siaa. when he reach , i gave
him a catonic stare and a pile driver.
wahhh angry siaaa-.-"
then i go fresh bulgoggi , reach shuffle and do flair first.
they give application form and later at 5 must go interview.
bangzaiiiiiiiii!
Before leaving the place , i do back flip 3 times continuously for the closing ceremony.
Then live the place. meet alon and zollobster.
Reach sl and run 10 rounds aroung pentagon - like warm up ah.
Then teman fajelon eat at rasa 21 , as i was happily penetrating burn.
Suddenly got one fat chick sit infront of me.
She was wearing a skirt , and duduk terkankang pulak tuu.
The leg ahh , like got 20 anak babi fit into together.
So fat siaaaaaaaa !
zol fainted already , burn almost gone blind and i vomit blood only.
Then i run to the pentagon to slack with this 3 hulks.
slack,slack,slack. After 40 mins alon want to go home)):
So we sang the barney closing ceremony song.
"I love you, you love me we are happy family..."
Then alon hug and kiss us.
we said our goodbye , and he shrink into a small teddy bear.
all of us cried and go home.
Happily ever after.
BORINGGG SIAAAAAAAAAAA !-.-"

Dear Die-ry;
whats up homies-.-"
k diammm.
Today , woke up around 10.45 by alon's frantic call.
He says that his having problems with taming his pikachu.
It was just caught yesterday , at his park bushes there.
only level 5 siaa. what do you expect?(x
Then i ignore only ahh , met him around 11.30 go swimming at tampines waterfall there.
with kiwi,burn,rikh,erwin,marwan,khalil and alon.
Reach only we take out all our water type pokemon to swim with us.
(step fanatic pokemon siaa) -.-"
swim² until vomit blood already , Then got one incident ah.
As we were all penetrating each other in the pool , the lifeguard saw us.
Then he scold us)):
then rikh fight² with him until he scared already.
Then suddenly got one malay guard come , and open a
Freestyle jabbing session with rikh.
sap sap sap sappppp~
but that one not important ah.
afther that wash up proceed to tm.
I go apply work.
reach toys R us and shuffle little bit and do flair , then ask for application form.
wait like 10 mins then they give.
after that i do backflip for closing ceremony.
Then i go home after that go out again.
go apply job at downtown.
Fish & co like what siaa , dont have vacancy.
Then i make angry face , then throw hand bomb inside the shop.
then i walk sat2 , tmr cnfirm go in news one.
Afther that meet alon,burn and zol.
penetrate each other.
then go home.

siallllllll laaaaaaa !
boring sia my blog -.-"

Dear Die-ry;
My Fat heart today , very very very very very pain siaa)):
As i was sleeping peacefully , Someone send me a text msg.
I open my fat eyes which is filled with Taik mata, to read the text.
It was Lau pan , "carrot"
He said that i don't need to attend work already , like fired already ahh.
Biggest shocked of my life ahh , actually not ah. expected already.
hiashhhhhh. next time i see you outside, i suplex you ah.
then i burn your car.
If you got daughter, even better ahh. i kidnap and send her to thailand.
If you got son even better ahh. I like small kids , i can become pedophile for the sake of your son.^^
After 1 hour of crying, i take out the etp uniform and go burn it.
i was cursing all the way, cry and cry some more.
swayy siaa.
But nevermind lor , near my house there got shop want workers.
at the dendeng babi outlet there , beside sweetalk.
The shop basically sell roasted pork(x
hahaha. setann siaa !
Then go gym , and swimming. step fit sikit ahh.
now , im jobless.
But nevermind. I can sell Burn vcd at tampines mrt there.
Toughluck siaa.



byee)):

Ahhh ! This one ahh the girl i can meet when i go sec4.
HAHAHA ! aku tau , OVER !
Takper ahh , blog aku per (x

Wonder people. We love each other like we love our boxers(:

Alon and i , whose bra also idk. forget ahh (x
<3333>

Dear Die-ry;

Now its 2.44 am singapore time.
Im still wide awake , cause idk why.
Waiting for bro to come home ahh , i think he kena kidnap siaa.
nvm ahh , at least im still alive what.
Came back from work around 11.30 , parents sleep like babi rusa already siaa-.-"
I put bomb and mouse inside thier room also nvr wake up siaa.
Today reach workplace early lor , cause semangat.
But very dissapointing sia today.
i work with a very heavy heart, eventhough its already heavy.
Beacuse i FAT what.
i tried to remained focus but can't.
When home , tried to hide my disappointment , but failed.
i really really really felt very down ahh.
like rainwater going inside drain like thatt.
many things bugging me lately.
But luckily i fat , can talk to my babat all.
(freak sia perangai-.-")
If only i knew what's install for me in the future.
can bagosssss. but to bad:
The purpose in life is to look ahead and cross each wall everyday. karma !

Being fat is a privileged.
hahaha.

Bye wonder people.
may you have a blissful and peaceful life ahead.
(:

Dear die-ry;
Today is Saturday , and im not working. baik punyaaaa !
haha . Today wake up like quite early ahh , 2 o'clock Singapore time.
Was so proud of myself cause i managed to keep myself alive !(:
Okay yesterday , was FRIDAY & its result day.
Woke up at 10 am and eat , because my stomach cannot tahan already.
Because i fat whattt !~
Then i on the comp ahh , and baring on the bed to wait for the comp to start
But i accidentally slept siaa , until 6 in the evening! SO FAT SIAAA !
I was awaken by my father's Scolding , wahh i scared already siaa.
Then he scold me , because im wasting electricity ,
He come in and give me a chokeslam , my dining table break already siaa))':
then he give me a five star frog splash , not than painful ahh.
Only i accidentally pass out green shit.
Then i cry , run into the toilet bath and live the house.
Met yanchik , SL and slap each other before going to school.
Then get results , I pass all except for mathematic,science,F&N,
Social studies and geography(Combined humanities).
Got promoted to sec 4 , when home afther that.
Met alon around 12 at night to slack.
Then burn came. Proceeded to alon's cribz because he got stomach cancer.
SIBEIIII !
Slack at his voideck there , played guitar.
Then around 2.01 am the drama begins...


As we were strumming and fvuking the guitar , 2 policemen came.
Burn,alon and i being the dumbest asshole.
Run like a crazy horse on subetex.
I ran last aahh , as im not good at sprinting(x
we thought the policemen nvr chase , but they chase us siaaa !
Burn was no where to be seen already , he like run to ang mo kio avenue 5 already siaa-.-"
so alon and i was apprehended )):
the two ploicemen both fat is evidentlly tired of chasing us.
hahaha.
They scolded us , and check us.
They suspected us of drug abuse-.-"
They ask we come from what shirt , who is our head all.
sibeeiii ! then i say i from POG ahh , Persatuaan orang gemok.
then stare me , but i kep quiet only ah.
Seriously, burn pengecot mcm babi rusa siaaa!
They both want to bring us buck to bedok hq , and test our urine sample.
Fvuking sared siaa.
Then the policemen tell alon ,

Policemen: Kau aperhal turun pakai boxer jerr? kau tau kan nie sluar dalam?
ALON: Tau bang , syaer panas ahh. bawah ader angin , sedap bang.
^^

ALON: Abang , tolong ahh band sayer taknak mak sayer tau ahh. *Crying*
Me: yelar bang , maaf laa sebab sayer kasi abang lari , sayer takder niat bang. Kiter samer
gemok perr.)):

Then they say they give us one chance , because we all malay and fat whatt.
What a privelage.
BURN , You fvuking headless chicken.
hahaha-.-"

Then when home sleep like nothing happen like that.
hahaha.

k byee-.-"

Dear Die-ry;
Today is 23rd oct 2008 , and its the last day of school )):
actually , not that sad ahh , i over only.
School also not fun what, if everyday got striptease okay ah.
sibeiii!~
Today when school quite early ahh , like 8.30 like that.
reach school stare the security, then he never give me late note.
So i just smile ahh.
then slack² , got police talk all.
nonsense siaa,
Then mr Dm call me and yanchik , he say we smoke inside the school toilet.
I angry like Fvck siaa , so i ask him for 1 on 1 sparring.
I very very very angry already , i almost want to take out my pokeball
and ask pikachu to attack hime.
haha-.-"
Ah forget about it ,
after school when buck home and sleep for like 2.5 mins.
Then alon , disturb my beautiful sleep , he ask me go gym with him.
so i just follow ahh.
Alon,me And kiwi.
So sit at the gym , watch chicks running on the treadmill!^^
quite nice ahh , then go lepak with zurikh and friends.
then went home alone , walk past chongzheng there.
Got a white figure like that ahh , but i just ignore and say hi , sorang ajer dah berpunyer ker?(x
i want to ask for her number , but my hp die already siaa !-.-"
& yahh , congrats to faisya's band Ribena or something , Idk. For winning
the schools dunman got talent.
Actually nasib² jer ahh (x
hahaha.
Tmr taking report book , hope i can go sec4 ahh , so can see Asyiqin ah.
hahahaha.


k byeee(:

Dear Die-ry;
Today did'nt attend school again ; because i fat what.
so slept, woke up around 8 then sleeep back.
Then wake up at 10 , sleep back again.
for like 10 mins then wake up , then go the sungai behind my house to bath.
then feed my pigs and cows at my family farm.
then change , go to work.
take mrt to woodlands checkpoint and turn back.
because my workplace at pasir ris.
escape mahhh.
So reach work , Sl, kick and smack each other babat breast.
so i standby at the hook me section , for 3 hours singing.
got fat chicks ahh. i smile at her , then she smile back ahh.
then i give her a finger and sayy "FUCKKK YOUU!"
then she give me a horny face and sayy "FUCKKK MEEE !"
then i scared siaa , i hide inside the c1 cupboard.
i cry ahhh.
then alon baby come and pujok me , so i just relax ahh.
then i must do remote boat, very heavy siaa ~!
my back bone like break already , luckily got alot of babat . save sikit!^^
Then went home , say goodbye and sang the national anthem.
went home with alon baby, Gareth bunnyhop and kelly melly.
afther that met zol and burn.
now its 12 midnight and i want to go out and jog until bedok reservoir.
going to meet zol there.
harap2 aku berjayer ahh , and praying that i won't get kidnap.
but if got fatchicks want to kidnap , im okay with it ahh .

(:

byeeeeeeee!

FAGGOTS (:

Dear Diery;
Today , didn't attend school , again-.-"
Because of work.
I seriously want to attend school and meet the western food auntie)):
hahah. but nvm ahh , schools ends on thursday.
So i have approximately 0.00098 hours to attend school(:
So yesterday go work , and cuci mater tgk FATCHICKS & MAKCHICKS!^^
best siaa , better than abalone lehh.
Seriously , i really really really get agitated seeing
this skinny and tit-less girls wearing the little miss t-shirt!
wahhh ceebyeeeeeeeee !
Nvm ahh , actually small issue only.
After work went home with Alon bby , elly san babe And natasha gangster~(x
hahaha.
otw home talk crap , crap and more craps.
not crabs.
wahhh , boring siaa my post.-.-"

k byeeeee. T.T

Dear Die-ry;


1)Do you always answer your phone?

; yahhhhhhh. gt hp for what?

2) Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?

; not possible ahh , people will sleep like frozen pig siaa at this hour:/

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?

; pink.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?

; what is sonic?

5)Do you own a digital camera?

; nope

6)Have you ever had a pet fish?

; yupp. but all dead leyy.

7) Favorite Christmas song?

; Santa is dead.

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?

; to watch nc 16 movies and play pool. haha-.-"

9) Can you do push ups?

;nope. my body like pig , how to do?

10) Can you do a chin up?

; nope , my hand fat ahh.

11)Does the future make you more nervous or excited?

; nervous

12) Do you have any saved texts? Who are they from and what do they say?

; nope. i dont save text msges.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?

; ya. i'm handless now)):

14) Do you have an accent?

; yeahh , im french. (x

15) What is the last song to make you cry?

; i cant cry from a song. tried but failed.

16) Plans tonight?

; watch my neighbor fight and laugh.(:

17)Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?

; i am still young ah.

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday

; food , foot and food.(:

19) Have you ever been given roses?

; yahh , a dead one. hah.

20) Current worry?

;failing my examinations?

21) Current hate right now?

; breast-less girls wearing the 'Little miss' tees. grrrrr!

22) Met someone who changed your life?

; pizza !(:

23) How did you bring in the New Year?

; with fun joy and happiness:)

24) What song represents you?

_|_

25) Name three people who might complete this?

; bored peeps

26) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

; nope , whats past is past bodoh. where got time machine ah? cb.

27) Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?

; nope , im gay . (x

28) Do you have any tattoo/piercing?

;biggest regret of my life

29) Will you hate anybody for months from now?

;nope (:

30) Does anyone love you?

; i hope so

31) Would you be a pirate?

; yeah , a fat one.

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?

; anything .

33) Ever had someone sing to you?

; my mute uncle.

34) When did you last cry?

;when my elmo purse was stolen)):

35) What is in your pocket?

; phone, wallet, my pet dog and some peanut butter.

36)Do you like to cuddle?

; yeah , with my pet dog . haha.

37) Have you held hands with anyone today?

; no. i don't have hands , i am typing with my legs(:

38) Who was the last person you took a picture of?

; Alon (:

39) What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?

; rock songs?

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?

;4

41) Are most of the friends in your life new or old?

; new?

42) Do you like pulpy orange juice?

; no! hate the dam pulp

43) What is something your friends make fun of you for?

; underground ahh/(:

45) Do you like to play Scrabble?

; never played scrabble

46) What are you saving your money up for right now?

; to get married-.-"

47) When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?

;when my mother was still young and not lazy.

48) What song do you want played at your funeral?

; now your gone , the techno version.

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?

;Inside toilet ; moaning.

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

; what underwear should i wear today.

Dear die-ry;
Just finish crying after reading jailberg's blog.
It was sweet of him posting about his gf.
his pouring all his heart content ; like kota tinggi waterfall hor.
awwwww.
*gayness siaa.
But nvm , fat people like us have feelings too.
Just came back from some lame sessions with zol , burn,alon,cheese & jacko.
Played guitar,cry,slap and kick each other.
we just make unnecessary noise and scream due to boredom.
Around 11 went home , and mcm tak sah gitu kalau tak buat kejer bodoh.
So i went to the mama shop and BORROWED a potato and onion.
Zol was walking decently ,
and i cannot stand the urge to throw the onion at his face.
hahaha.
so threw both the potato and onion at his face .
Otw home , saw a chinese milf , rob and molested her.xDD
hahaha.
smiled and then leave the place , happily ever after.

Tc people ;
see you when you see me.
(:

Dear die-ry ;




Ego ;Love ;Truth ; Cry &Lie .<333

Pizza (:

(Click the picture to enlarge it ; bitch)
Dear die-ry.
This might be random , but i seriously miss my old classmates & the atmosphere in the class .
always UNITED as one.
The fun we had , the joy we shared , always cherished & treasured.
Seeing you guys taking & completing The N levels really saddens me.
This might be gay , but i just can't hide the feeling of sadness & remorse.
Anyway , goodluck guys for you results & your future endeavors , see you guys in sec 5 (:





Regrets;

Dear Die-ry;
Greetings earthlings.
Today is FRIDAYY ! Yess ahh.
One more paper left and it's overr!^^
Just now had my Poa paper; quite okay actually.
i make good use of the 2 hours doookk.
so juast hope i could pass the paper with flying fish.
Yesterday , had my F&n and maths paper 1.
F&N was easy actually , except for maths:O
The paper is 2 hours long and i took 15 mins to finish the paper.
Do 3 ques then i give up.
stupiiiiiiiiiiiiidd.
I fidgeted , yawn and scream because i was seriously bored-.-"
After school , went home then met pulpul star.
Go highlight hair , i use alot of highlighter siaa.
then walk² met razi and kuntong , From far already they shout
"MATREEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
My hair and pul hair like nothing siaa. Only blonde what , bukan terok sangat (x
hahah.

K im bored. Now i should go out and rob some random matrep & makchicks.


BYE !

Dear Die-ry;
Today had my maths paper 2 examination.
I swear it's very,very,very,very difficult siaa!
The paper is damn freaking 2 hours long siaaa!
& i finish it 45 mins like that. quite fast actually.
I just do anyhow ahhh , i left the graph ques blank , cause i suck at drawing it.
I managed to solve the graph ques , but i never bring my ruler.
Thats why i just leave the ques blank. haha.
I was hoping the paper would be easy , but it turns out differently.
ceeebyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeee!
Buat penat jer aku blajar PSLE maths nyer buku-.-"
haha.

Tmr having maths paper 1 and F&N.
100% chop2 fail siaaa.
If only they ask simple ques like;
1) What colour is vegetable? are you a fan of it?
& maths ! pleasee ahhh .
ask simple question ahh.
like ;
1) Ahmad have 2 ears , he lost 1 ear to a car accident.
How many ears is he left with?



Haissshhhhh. Die ; Die : Die.




I just want to be somewhere far far far away from people.
Somewhere i could get some peace and rest.
Somewhere i could have happiness , im yearning for.
Not being gayy. but it's plain fact.

Dear diery;
today went to school as per normal.
had my mother tongue paper 2 and geog.
quite difficult actually.
i cried during the paper ; because its difficult.(x
hahaha.
after the papers went home with pul2 star ; kyky tech & yanchik.
While walking ; i was bored and spitted on the BIG avenged sevenfold poster
outside the school bust stop.
hahahha.
Yanchik was agitated by it as he claims his a big fan of them!-.-"
& i lied to him that the concert would be held beside darul ghufran mosque ;
and he being the dumbest person , believes me.
bengapppppppppppppppp!

k tmr , having phy paperr.
hope it will be a breeze.

i just hope it will ask simple ques like;
1) How to spell the word physics?
2)what is physics.
3)do you like physics?

I just pray the question would be like this , confirm distrinction siaa^^


K byeee (:

Dear Die-ry;

Eh hii people (:
Today went for jalan raya ; quite fun actually.
haha.
k that's all.
lazy to blog ahh. heh.










;Why must I fall in love & in the end fail in it?
tell me.

Dear Die-ry;
There's exams today-.-"
& im not in the mood for hari raya.
fckerrrrrrrrrr!
Today had eng paper2 & ss.
quite hard ahh to be true.
yesterday is eng & mly paper 1.
boley cuci dokk. heh.
So yesterday went to work after exams ;
quite boring actually.
So today after school ; slack with faisya,pulpul star & sitismirks.
Amirul sec1-the hard gay irritating siaa.
(random shit)
After that went home and go meet alon star.
went to meet adik girls , again-.-"
around 6 went off , and go satan love with alon.
nice siaaaaa!:DDD(x




K byeee.



;I guess she's sick &tired of me.
but nevermind , whatever i'll try to do.
i'm still nothing to her.
takecare. ily

Selamat hari raya people!
maaf zahir & batin.
(:
Dear Die-ry;
Okay ; so today is hari raya ! after 30 days of hunger & thirst
comes the best day of ones life! yeahh!
haha.
So today , when for hari raya prayers with alon!
was suppose to meet him at 6.45am , so i woke up quite early ahh
like 7.15 like that. he was also late ; whatever ahh.
so walk to the mosque , as we walk we mengumpat since it's
not the fasting month already (:
reach the mosque on time ahh ; to witness an incident.
A bangla was fighting with the masjid attendant , quite funny ahh(x
hahaha.
so after prayers , left the mosque , and felt quite sedih ahh.
pagi raya mahhhh.
Went home , slept -fart & demand duit raya from my mom.
Father was not celebrating with us , as he was working-.-"
So wait for people to come to my mansion , as my grandma stay with me.
then suddenly all come one shot siaa!
then got this bunch of little kids running around my house,
freak siaa .
Feel like hanging all of them on my ceiling fan
and make them beg for sympathy sia.
hahaha.
so tmr having eng and mly paper 1.
after exam got to go work.
k bye people (: